Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: eeclark514, rangib1ll, drakiosalegend, cbabruh, gabriel.hein, tgoralewsk27, theggoober697, Dodgerdecoursey, jean.zonnevylle, nathanielnathaniel, nathil34, olivergrundy2, hotbabe, imsoawesomeman, hannaballard71, Qiyah22, vmg712, trevorhay238, shaunfootballer, kyearllusk, villanueva.anissa88, pinkliu0805real, sarahjoi69, koreel1999, midnightelcajon1, senyrobra, kcroush27. Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? © Robin's a sucker for banana breads. Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber, Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) If you were a potato I would totally mash you. Hey I don't work at Subway, but I bet you can handle my foot long. The default substitute in plant-based cooking appears to be coconut milk. Coconut Milk French Toast The Flaming Vegan. Cause you'll be eating some tonight. What's wrong, you don't like pizza? Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. (No Why?) We'll be grate. If not can I have yours? She now works as a YouTube content creator for her channel Pick Up Limes – an online community of over 1 million people. Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car. You could even take it one step farther and make this a citrus oatmeal cake! 'Cause you're so apPEELing. Limes Are Nice But WTF Is Oatmeal. because you`re looking magically delicious! Are you McDonalds? I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Why? "Girl your a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours". They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too. Because you know how to make a wiener stand. He also thinks... Two weeks ago in Vancouver there was a huge wind storm; unlike any I had ever seen before. Because I'll eat you In-n-Out. Let me be a chicken nugget. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); The trip entailed catching a ferry to get to the island, and then a rather lengthy but scenic drive to get to this town with a population of under 10,000 people. Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place. Omelette you in on a secret. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer for 8 minutes, stirring on occasion. Do you like meat? No. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. But I'm still human! Yum! I think you'll just have to start getting used to these one-bowl recipes. (If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn, Are you a banana? See more ideas about Pick up limes blog, Vegan recipes, Food. I know I'm not on your grocery list but I'm checking you out. With these easy and healthy overnight oats to can plan you breakfast for all the week. Honey, are you a coffee? It's as easy as that. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. Do you see how this is a deadly combination in our home? Are you a fruit? I grew up very much despising them. May 3, 2017 - Explore Jordan Griffith's board "Recipes to Try - Pick Up Limes", followed by 211 people on Pinterest. Because a success rate of really picking up anybody with these lines is low, these are perfect for a challenge between you and your buddy or a wingman. Do you like Pizza Hut? The purpose of the trip was to hike, bicycle and, of course, t... Watch the Video: Read the Article: I'm a sucker for one-bowl anything. Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Cause I want to take your top off. I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. Do you like Wendy's.. (no...) How about a date? Because I like you a latte. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Transfer 60% of the oatmeal mixture into the prepared baking dish and spread out into an even layer. Ever. I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich. Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late! Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. Quick to make and quick to clean means these delicious cookies can be enjoyed with ease. Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night. Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready. Nourishing Coconut Milk Oatmeal Pick Up Limes. So I did! Do you want to? Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag. Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants. You're like a Pringles. Do you want to make a burger? My meat in your grill. Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill? Welcome foodies, minimalists, travellers and all beautiful souls. I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel? If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. There are several frostings you could make for this oatmeal cake. Should I call you or nudge you? Absolutely. Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals. maple syrup, coconut oil, figs, chopped pistachios, milk, ground cinnamon and 9 more. I think some day, in some way, we all eventually end up adopting characteristics and habits of our parents... especially the ones we thought were strange. Baby Your The Meat And In The Meat Tenderiser, Your About To Get Pounded. Do you like cherries? Honey, are you a coffee? I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day. I like to cook my own beans from scratch. Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. Are you a meal at mcdonalds? Sadia Badiei is the lady behind ”Pick up Limes” and a lover of plant-based food and simple things. Happy new year, friends! Are you an Ice Cream? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth. I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast. Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie! Do you like Kelloggs? Let's start the year off right and be realistic about our food-related New Year's Resolution this time, okay?Cross off "diet" or "weight loss" from the list... or any other super-strict orders you're demanding of yourself. Note: the milk can boil over if too hot, so keep close and reduce the heat if needed. Well this tip will change that! 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